*At this point, I abruptly ended the conversation by saying have a good day meow.Īs we left I attempted grand theft auto, by trying to break into the front seat of the hi-po car. I'm not trying to get felonied upon, any time soon. H Double-> Can't say that I see too many of those.and if I did I might just let the guy do his thing. Officer Dangle-> Well, yes, but there are stipulations, like it has to be a violent felony. H Double-> Is it true that I can make a citizen's arrest. Officer Dangle-> No, that would make me crazy. H Double-> Maybe you need to do some undercover co-op surveillence on her. Officer Dangle-> No, mines at home.with her don't know. H Double-> Is that your small child in the booth. H Double-> Do you guys have maple syrup drinking contests? H Double-> I like that answer from a cop. Officer Dangle-> Okay, so maybe we're just bored.
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Plus I might just think your hot, and call my road warrior buddies. I don't know who you are, and I need back up. Officer Dangle-> Well, you gotta look at it from my perspective. So I got pulled over for my first speeding ticket and like five cop cars decided to join the first one.the people on the highway thought i was part of a drug cartel. Officer Dangle-> Now hold on.usually when people say that, it really happened to them. H Double-> So This thing happened to a friend of mine with some cops one time. I made good on the opportunity of a illing a cop on what is really going on inside their tiny, tiny brains. Where do we begin?Īpplebees-> Time is 1:45p.m. Powda P and H Double have had quite a trip around good ole Joe Town today. and the cure? the only cure.more cow bell. We ALL agree, this is the only way a chair of such monstrous and gravity defying proportions could exsist. Actually it came from a combination of two things, a dream and a hallucination.mostly from the hallucination though."Įveryone in attendance nodded simultaneously. Kind of like a cold, cold beer in a broken fridge." said Ted Bundy. "Really? How strange, yet suprisingly refreshing. The chair, I explained, is made of hangers, old socks, an inflatable bear, cardboard, beer tabs, metal scraps, elmer's glue, plaster of paris, and duct tape. " whats it made of ?" asked Ted, who we sometimes call Bundy. Two nites ago at drunkfest3000, ted (the more than moderately deranged neighbor), commented on how he liked my chair that i recently made. dammmittt, just my slightly retarded cousin Bosey.
Surrounded by thousands of screaming fans, wanting our autographs. Wash the mask after every use.Wouldn't you know, Powda P and H Double come back to J Town for an autograph signing, and BAM! there is a major ice storm which forces us to stay.
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